{"id":24007,"date":"2021-10-25T11:48:05","date_gmt":"2021-10-25T11:48:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kidpillar.com\/?p=24007"},"modified":"2024-06-16T08:48:57","modified_gmt":"2024-06-16T08:48:57","slug":"funniest-knock-knock-jokes-for-kids","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kidpillar.com\/funniest-knock-knock-jokes-for-kids\/","title":{"rendered":"213 Best Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids &#038; Family"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Knock Knock Jokes<\/strong> are known for their repetitive pattern and their corniness! These four lines have entertained kids over generations and made family evenings fun!<\/p><p>Family-friendly and clean knock knock jokes for kids are best to start a conversation and subdue your child\u2019s crankiness. These <strong>funny knock knock jokes <\/strong>are simply great to <a href=\"https:\/\/kidpillar.com\/best-car-games-to-play-for-kids\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">entertain your kids on a long car ride<\/a> or any boring day.<\/p><p>What\u2019s more, this fantastic <strong>list of 213 best knock knock jokes<\/strong> <strong>for kids<\/strong> is outstanding at diffusing daily life stress, providing your daily\u00a0dose\u00a0of healthy laughter.<\/p><ul class=\"kp-toc wp-block-list\"><li><strong><a href=\"#1\">Birthday Knock Knock Jokes<\/a><\/strong><\/li>\n\n<li><strong><a href=\"#2\">Food Knock Knock Jokes<\/a><\/strong><\/li>\n\n<li><strong><a href=\"#3\">Knock Knock Jokes on Dogs<\/a><\/strong><\/li>\n\n<li><strong><a href=\"#4\">Animal Knock Knock Jokes<\/a><\/strong><\/li>\n\n<li><strong><a href=\"#5\">Knock Knock Jokes on Names<\/a><\/strong><\/li>\n\n<li><strong><a href=\"#6\">Knock Knock Jokes on Places<\/a><\/strong><\/li>\n\n<li><strong><a href=\"#7\">Funny Knock-Knock Jokes for kids<\/a><\/strong><\/li><\/ul><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"1\"><strong>Birthday Knock Knock Jokes<\/strong><\/h2><div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Birthday-knock-knock-Jokes.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Birthday-knock-knock-Jokes.jpg?resize=1024%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Best knock knock Jokes on Birthdays\" class=\"wp-image-27795\"\/><\/a><\/figure><\/div><p><strong>1. Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Abbey.<\/strong> Abbey who?<\/p><p><strong>Abbey birthday to you, Abbey birthday to you\u2026<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>2.&nbsp; Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Bacon.<\/strong> Bacon who?<\/p><p><strong>Bacon a cake for your birthday.<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>3. Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Organ<\/strong>. Organ who?<\/p><p><strong>Organ-ize a party, it\u2019s my birthday!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>4. Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Bird.<\/strong> Bird who?<\/p><p><strong>Bird day greetings to you.<\/strong><\/p><p class=\"khighlighter\"><em><strong>Related:<\/strong> Also check out <a href=\"https:\/\/kidpillar.com\/fun-enjoyable-party-games-for-kids\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\"><strong>Party Games for Kids<\/strong><\/a> to make your kiddo\u2019s birthday super fun!<\/em><\/p><p><strong>5. Knock, knock!<\/strong> Who&#8217;s there?<\/p><p><strong>Ben.<\/strong> Ben who?<\/p><p>Ben over and get your birthday bumps!<\/p><p><strong>6. Knock, knock!<\/strong> Who&#8217;s there?<\/p><p><strong>Bertha.<\/strong> Bertha who?<\/p><p><strong>Bertha-day greetings!<\/strong><\/p><div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/knock-knock-jokes-kids.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/knock-knock-jokes-kids.jpg?ssl=1\" alt=\"best knock knock jokes for kids\" class=\"wp-image-25514\"\/><\/a><\/figure><\/div><p><strong>8. Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Gus.<\/strong> Gus who?<\/p><p><strong>Gus who\u2019s birthday it is today?!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>9. Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Hippo.<\/strong> Hippo who?<\/p><p><strong>Hippo birthday to you\u2026<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>10. Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Lettuce.<\/strong> Lettuce who?<\/p><p><strong>Lettuce come to your birthday party!<\/strong><\/p><p class=\"khighlighter\"><em><strong>Related:<\/strong> Throw in a few <a href=\"https:\/\/kidpillar.com\/460-best-this-or-that-questions\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\"><strong>This or That Questions for Kids<\/strong><\/a> in between these jokes to get your kids talking.<\/em><\/p><p><strong>11. Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Mark.<\/strong> Mark who?<\/p><p><strong>Mark your calendar, because my birthday\u2019s coming!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>12. Knock, knock!<\/strong> Who&#8217;s there?<\/p><p><strong>Omar.<\/strong> Omar who?<\/p><p><strong>Omar gosh, it&#8217;s your birthday!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>13. Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Ivana.<\/strong> Ivana who?<\/p><p><strong>Ivana piece of birthday cake.<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>14. Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Sue.<\/strong> Sue who?<\/p><p><strong>Sue-prize!! Happy birthday!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>15. Knock, knock!<\/strong> Who&#8217;s there?<\/p><p><strong>Osborn.<\/strong> Osborn who?<\/p><p><strong>Osborn today \u2014 it&#8217;s my birthday.<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>16. Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Zeus.<\/strong> Zeus who?<\/p><p><strong>Zeus see my birthday\u2019s almost here?<\/strong><\/p><div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/family-jokes-1.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/family-jokes-1.jpg?resize=600%2C338&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"family knock knock jokes on birthday\" class=\"wp-image-25834\"\/><\/a><\/figure><\/div><p><strong>18. Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Wanda.<\/strong> Wanda who?<\/p><p><strong>Wanda wish you a very happy birthday&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"2\"><strong>Food Knock Knock Jokes<\/strong><\/h2><div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Food-knock-knock-Jokes.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Food-knock-knock-Jokes.jpg?resize=1024%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Best knock knock Jokes about Foods\" class=\"wp-image-27797\"\/><\/a><\/figure><\/div><p>19.&nbsp;<strong>Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Quiche.<\/strong> Quiche who?<\/p><p><strong>Can I have a hug and a quiche?<\/strong><\/p><p class=\"khighlighter\"><em><strong>Related:<\/strong> Explore the <a href=\"https:\/\/kidpillar.com\/science-of-baking-for-kids\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\"><strong>Science of Baking with Smart Kids<\/strong><\/a> and let your kids fall in love with baking!<\/em><\/p><p><strong>20. Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Banana.<\/strong> Banana who?<\/p><p><strong>Knock, knock!<\/strong> Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Banana. <\/strong>Banana who?<\/p><p><strong>Knock, knock! <\/strong>Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Orange!<\/strong> Orange who?<\/p><p><strong>Orange you glad I didn\u2019t say banana?<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>21. Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Banana.<\/strong> Banana who?<\/p><p><strong>Banana split!<\/strong><\/p><p class=\"khighlighter\"><em><strong>Related:<\/strong> Also check out <a href=\"https:\/\/kidpillar.com\/120-funny-thanksgiving-jokes-puns-for-everyone\/#3\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\"><strong>Food Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids &amp; Family<\/strong><\/a> to add more variety to your food jokes.<\/em><\/p><p><strong>22. Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Beets!<\/strong> Beets who?<\/p><p><strong>Beets me!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>23. Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Ice cream soda.<\/strong> Ice cream soda who?<\/p><p><strong>Ice scream soda people can hear me!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>24. Knock,&nbsp;knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Olive.<\/strong> Olive who?<\/p><p><strong>Olive next door.<\/strong> Hi neighbor!<\/p><p><strong>25. Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Cereal.<\/strong> Cereal who?<\/p><p><strong>Cereal pleasure to meet you!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>26. Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Beef.<\/strong> Beef who?<\/p><p><strong>Beef ore I get cold,&nbsp;you better&nbsp;let me in!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>27. Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Cantaloupe.<\/strong> Cantaloupe who?<\/p><p><strong>Cantaloupe to Vegas, you\u2019re too young!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>28. Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Figs.<\/strong> Figs who?<\/p><p><strong>Figs the doorbell!<\/strong><\/p><div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/jokes-for-children.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/jokes-for-children.jpg?ssl=1\" alt=\"knock knock jokes about food\" class=\"wp-image-25516\"\/><\/a><\/figure><\/div><p><strong>30. Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Icing.<\/strong> Icing who?<\/p><p><strong>Icing so loudly so everyone can hear me!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>31. Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Cabbage.<\/strong> Cabbage who?<\/p><p><strong>You expect a cabbage to have a last name?<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>32. Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Pecan.<\/strong> Pecan who?<\/p><p><strong>Pecan someone&nbsp;of&nbsp;your own size.<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>33. Knock, Knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Orange.<\/strong> Orange who?<\/p><p><strong>Orange you going to unlock the door?<\/strong>&nbsp;<\/p><p><strong>34. Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Honeydew.<\/strong> Honeydew who?<\/p><p><strong>Honeydew wanna&nbsp;dance?<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>35. Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Butter.<\/strong> Butter who?<\/p><p><strong>Butter be quick. I have to go to the bathroom!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>36. Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Donut.<\/strong> Donut who?<\/p><p><strong>Donut ask, it\u2019s a secret!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>37. Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Ketchup.<\/strong> Ketchup who?<\/p><p><strong>Ketchup with me and I\u2019ll tell you!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>38. Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Cheese.<\/strong> Cheese who?<\/p><p><strong>Cheese a nice girl.<\/strong><\/p><div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/jokes-for-kids.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/jokes-for-kids.jpg?resize=600%2C338&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"funny knock knock jokes for kids and family on food \" class=\"wp-image-25846\"\/><\/a><\/figure><\/div><p><strong>40. Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Orange.<\/strong> Orange who?<\/p><p><strong>Orange you glad to see me?<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>41. Knock, knock.<\/strong> Who&#8217;s there?<\/p><p><strong>Turnip.<\/strong> Turnip who?<\/p><p><strong>Turnip the volume, it\u2019s quiet in here.<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>42. Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Norma Lee.<\/strong> Norma Lee who?<\/p><p><strong>Norma lee I don&#8217;t eat this much!<\/strong><\/p><p class=\"khighlighter\"><em><strong>Quick Tip:<\/strong> Indulge in thoughtful <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/kidpillar.com\/conversation-starters-for-kids\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Conversation Starters for Kids<\/a> <\/strong>to get to know their hearts.<\/em><\/p><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"3\"><strong>Knock Knock Jokes on Dogs<\/strong><\/h2><div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Dog-knock-knock-Jokes.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Dog-knock-knock-Jokes.jpg?resize=1024%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"knock knock Jokes on Dogs\" class=\"wp-image-27793\"\/><\/a><\/figure><\/div><p><strong>43. Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Defence.<\/strong> Defence who?<\/p><p><strong>Defence has a hole in it\u2014so our dog got loose.<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>44. Knock, Knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Leash.<\/strong> Leash who?<\/p><p><strong>Leash you could do is open the door!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>45. Knock, knock.<\/strong> Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Eileen.<\/strong> Eileen who?<\/p><p><strong>Eileen over to pet the dog.<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>46. Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Hugh.<\/strong> Hugh who<em>?<\/em><\/p><p><strong>Hugh\u2019s a good dog? Me, right?<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>47.&nbsp; Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Ken.<\/strong> Ken who?<\/p><p><strong>Ken I bring my dog to your house?<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>48. Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Ooze.<\/strong> Ooze who?<\/p><p><strong>Ooze a good dog?<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>49. Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Rough.<\/strong> Rough who?<\/p><p><strong>Rough, rough! It\u2019s your dog!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>50. Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Irish.<\/strong> Irish who?<\/p><p><strong>Irish I could get a puppy!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>51. Knock, knock<\/strong>! <em>Who\u2019s there?<\/em><\/p><p><strong>Roo.<\/strong> Roo who?<\/p><p><strong>Roo roo rooooooo! It\u2019s me, your dog!&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>52. Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Bow.<\/strong> Bow who?<\/p><p><strong>Not \u201cbow who!\u201d \u201cBow wow!\u201d<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>53.&nbsp; Knock, knock!<\/strong> Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Patsy.<\/strong> Patsy who?<\/p><p><strong>Patsy dog on the head, he likes it.<\/strong><\/p><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"4\"><strong>Animal<\/strong> <strong>Knock Knock Jokes<\/strong><\/h2><div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Animal-knock-knock-Jokes.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Animal-knock-knock-Jokes.jpg?resize=1024%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"knock knock Jokes on Animals\" class=\"wp-image-27794\"\/><\/a><\/figure><\/div><p><strong>54. Knock, knock.<\/strong> Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Chick.<\/strong> Chick who?<\/p><p><strong>Chick your stove, I can smell it burning!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>55. Knock. Knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Moose.<\/strong> Moose who?<\/p><p><strong>Moose you be so nosy?<\/strong><\/p><div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/animal-knock-knock-jokes.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/animal-knock-knock-jokes.jpg?ssl=1\" alt=\"animal knock knock jokes for kids\" class=\"wp-image-25518\"\/><\/a><\/figure><\/div><p><strong>57. Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Owls say<\/strong>. Owls say who?<\/p><p><strong>Yes, they do.<\/strong><\/p><p class=\"khighlighter\"><em><strong>Related:<\/strong> Got an animal lover at home? Test their knowledge (and yours!) with these cool <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/kidpillar.com\/300-fun-trivia-questions-for-kids-with-answers\/#3\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Animal Trivia Questions for Kids<\/a><\/strong><\/em>.<\/p><div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/interrupting-sloth-joke.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/interrupting-sloth-joke.jpg?ssl=1\" alt=\"interrupting-sloth-knock-knock-joke-animal\" class=\"wp-image-25725\"\/><\/a><\/figure><\/div><p><strong>59. Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Honeybee.<\/strong> Honeybee who?<\/p><p><strong>Honeybee a dear and&nbsp;open up, will&nbsp;you?<\/strong><\/p><p class=\"khighlighter\"><em><strong>Related:<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/kidpillar.com\/bees-honey-fun-facts-for-kids\/\">Bee fun facts and activities for kids<\/a><\/em><\/p><p><strong>60. Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Gorilla.<\/strong> Gorilla who?<\/p><p><strong>Gorilla me a hamburger!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>61. Knock, Knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Robin.<\/strong> Robin who?<\/p><p><strong>Robin you! Now hand over the cash.<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>62. Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Cows go.<\/strong> Cows go who?<\/p><p><strong>No, silly! Cows go moo.<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>63. Moo.<\/strong><\/p><p>(Confusion) Who\u2019s there? <strong>A time-traveling cow.&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p><div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/horse-poo-joke.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/horse-poo-joke.jpg?resize=600%2C338&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"best knock knock jokes about animals\" class=\"wp-image-25847\"\/><\/a><\/figure><\/div><p><strong>65. Knock knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Oink oink.<\/strong> Oink oink who?<\/p><p><strong>Are you a pig or an owl?<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>66. Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Interrupting&nbsp;sheep.<\/strong> Interrupting Sheep Who?<\/p><p><strong>Baaaaaaaaa<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>67. Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Goat.<\/strong> Goat who?<\/p><p><strong>Go-to the front door and find out!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>68. Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Honey bee.<\/strong> Honey bee who?<\/p><p><strong>Honey bee a dear and get me some water.<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>69. Knock, knock.<\/strong> Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Monkey.<\/strong> Monkey who?<\/p><p><strong>Monkey see. Monkey do.<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>71. Knock, knock!<\/strong> Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Who.<\/strong> Who who?<\/p><p><strong>Is there an owl in here?<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>72.&nbsp;Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Amos.<\/strong> Amos who?<\/p><p><strong>A mosquito. Look, right there!<\/strong><\/p><p>73.&nbsp;<strong>Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Amarillo.<\/strong> Amarillo who?<\/p><p><strong>Amarillo nice person.<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>74. Knock, Knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Poodle.<\/strong> Poodle who?<\/p><p><strong>Poodle little mustard on my hot-dog, please.<\/strong><\/p><div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/iguana-joke.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/iguana-joke.jpg?resize=600%2C338&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Animal-knock-knock-joke\" class=\"wp-image-25848\"\/><\/a><\/figure><\/div><p><strong>76. Knock, Knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Kanga.<\/strong> Kanga who?<\/p><p><strong>Actually it\u2019s Kangaroo<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>77. Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>A herd.<\/strong> A herd who?<\/p><p><strong>A herd you were home. Can you play?<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>78. Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Alpaca.<\/strong> Alpaca who?<\/p><p><strong>Alpaca the trunk, you a-pack-a the suitcase!<\/strong><\/p><p>79.&nbsp;<strong>Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Viper.<\/strong> Viper who?<\/p><p><strong>Viper nose, it\u2019s&nbsp;running!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>80. Knock, knock!<\/strong> Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Aardvark.<\/strong> Aardvark who?<\/p><p><strong>Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles!<\/strong><\/p><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"5\"><strong>Knock Knock Jokes on Names<\/strong><\/h2><div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Name-knock-knock-Jokes.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Name-knock-knock-Jokes.jpg?resize=1024%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"funny knock knock Jokes on Names\" class=\"wp-image-27796\"\/><\/a><\/figure><\/div><p>81.&nbsp;<strong>Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Woo.<\/strong> Woo who?<\/p><p><strong>Glad you\u2019re excited, too!<\/strong><\/p><div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/boo-joke.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/boo-joke.jpg?ssl=1\" alt=\"boo joke for kids - funny knock knock jokes\" class=\"wp-image-25728\"\/><\/a><\/figure><\/div><p class=\"khighlighter\"><em>Perfect for Halloween, right? Check out <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/kidpillar.com\/best-funny-halloween-jokes-for-kids\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Halloween Jokes for Kids<\/a><\/strong> spooky fun.<\/em><\/p><p>83.&nbsp;<strong>Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Atch.<\/strong> Atch who?&nbsp;<\/p><p><strong>Bless you!<\/strong><\/p><p>84. <strong>Knock Knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?&nbsp;<\/p><p><strong>Goliath.<\/strong> Goliath who?&nbsp;<\/p><p><strong>Goliath down, you look-eth tired!<\/strong><\/p><div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/canoe-joke.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/canoe-joke.jpg?ssl=1\" alt=\"knock knock canoe joke for kids\" class=\"wp-image-25729\"\/><\/a><\/figure><\/div><p><strong>86. Knock Knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Harry.<\/strong> Harry who?&nbsp;<\/p><p><strong>Harry up and answer the door!<\/strong><\/p><p class=\"khighlighter\"><em><strong>Related:<\/strong> Also check out <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/kidpillar.com\/best-harry-potter-would-you-rather-questions\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Harry Potter Would You Rather Questions<\/a>.<\/strong> They are certain to delight every Potterhead!<\/em><\/p><p><strong>87.&nbsp;Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?&nbsp;<\/p><p><strong>Nana.<\/strong> Nana who?&nbsp;<\/p><p><strong>Nana your business!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>88.&nbsp;Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Doris.<\/strong> Doris who?&nbsp;<\/p><p><strong>Door is locked, that\u2019s why I\u2019m knocking!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>89. Knock Knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Mikey.<\/strong> Mikey who?&nbsp;<\/p><p><strong>Mikey doesn\u2019t fit in the key hole!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>90.&nbsp; Knock Knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?&nbsp;<\/p><p><strong>Justin.<\/strong> Justin who?&nbsp;<\/p><p><strong>Justin the neighborhood and thought I\u2019d come over!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>91. Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Leon.<\/strong> Leon who?<\/p><p><strong>Leon me when you\u2019re not strong!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>92. Knock Knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Theodore.<\/strong> Theodore who?&nbsp;<\/p><p><strong>Theodore is stuck and it won\u2019t open!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>93. Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Tat.<\/strong> Tat who?<\/p><p><strong>I\u2019ve always thought you\u2019d look good with an anchor on your arm.&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p><div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/24-1.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"577\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/24-1.jpg?resize=1024%2C577&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"funny Knock knock jokes for kids on names\" class=\"wp-image-24022\"\/><\/a><\/figure><\/div><p>95.&nbsp;<strong>Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?&nbsp;<\/p><p><strong>Candice.<\/strong> Candice who?&nbsp;<\/p><p><strong>Candice door open, or what?<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>96. Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Peeka.<\/strong> Peeka who?<\/p><p><strong>Oh, there you are!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>97.&nbsp;Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Tank.<\/strong> Tank who?<\/p><p><strong>You\u2019re welcome!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>98. Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Ada.<\/strong> Ada who?<\/p><p><strong>Ada burger for lunch!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>99. Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Bam.<\/strong> Bam who?<\/p><p><strong>Bam who is what pandas eat. Let\u2019s go out for pizza.&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>100. Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Alex.<\/strong> Alex who?<\/p><p><strong>Hey, Alex the questions around here!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>101.&nbsp;Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>A kish.<\/strong> A kish who?<\/p><p><strong>I don\u2019t know her name.&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>102. Knock, knock.<\/strong> Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Al.<\/strong> Al who?<\/p><p><strong>Al give you a high five if you open this door!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>103.&nbsp;Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Reed.<\/strong> Reed who?<\/p><p><strong>Redo? OK. Knock, knock.<\/strong><\/p><div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/30-2.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"577\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/30-2.jpg?resize=1024%2C577&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"funny knock knock jokes for kids\" class=\"wp-image-24028\"\/><\/a><\/figure><\/div><p>106.&nbsp;<strong>Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>The gestapo.<\/strong> The gestapo who?<\/p><p><strong>We\u2019ll ask the questions!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>107. Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Amanda.<\/strong> Amanda who?<\/p><p><strong>A man da fix your doorbell!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>108. Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Alex.<\/strong> Alex who?<\/p><p><strong>Alex-plain when you open the door!<\/strong><\/p><p>109.&nbsp;<strong>Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Kent.<\/strong> Kent who?<\/p><p><strong>Kent you tell by my voice?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>110.&nbsp;Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Alma.<\/strong> Alma who?<\/p><p><strong>Alma not going to say.<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>111.&nbsp;Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Amy.<\/strong> Amy who?<\/p><p><strong>Amy fraid I\u2019ve forgotten!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>112. Knock knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Daisy.<\/strong> Daisy who?<\/p><p><strong>Daisy me rolling, they hating<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>113.&nbsp; Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Andrew.<\/strong> Andrew who?<\/p><p><strong>Andrew a picture!<\/strong><\/p><p>114.&nbsp;<strong>Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Sarah.<\/strong> Sarah who?<\/p><p><strong>Is Sarah phone I could use?<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>116. Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Anita.<\/strong> Anita who?<\/p><p><strong>Anita to borrow a pencil!<\/strong><\/p><p>119.&nbsp;<strong>Knock, knock! <\/strong>Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Justin.<\/strong> Justin who?<\/p><p><strong>Justin time for dinner!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>120. Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Annie.<\/strong> Annie who?<\/p><p><strong>Annie body going to open this door?<\/strong><\/p><p>121.&nbsp;<strong>Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Ash.<\/strong> Ash who?<\/p><p><strong>Sounds like you have a cold!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>122.&nbsp;&nbsp;Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Annie.<\/strong> Annie who?<\/p><p><strong>Annie thing you can do I can better!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>123. Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Weirdo.<\/strong> Weirdo who?<\/p><p><strong>Weirdo you think you\u2019re going?<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>124. Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Barbara.<\/strong>&nbsp;Barbara who?<\/p><p><strong>Barbara black sheep, have you any wool?<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>125.<\/strong>&nbsp;<strong>Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Nobel. <\/strong>Nobel who?<\/p><p><strong>Nobel, that\u2019s why I knocked!&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>126. Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Ben.<\/strong> Ben who?<\/p><p><strong>Ben knocking for 20 minutes already.<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>127. Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Thank.<\/strong> Thank who?<\/p><p><strong>You\u2019re welcome!&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p><div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/19.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"577\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/19.jpg?resize=1024%2C577&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"best family knock knock jokes\" class=\"wp-image-24019\"\/><\/a><\/figure><\/div><p><strong>129. Knock,&nbsp;knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Canoe.<\/strong> Canoe who?<\/p><p><strong>Canoe come and play? I\u2019m bored<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>130. Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Billy Bob Joe Penny.<\/strong> Billy Bob Joe Penny who?<\/p><p><strong>Exactly how many Billy Bob Joe Pennies do you know?<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>131.&nbsp;Knock Knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Annie.<\/strong> Annie who?<\/p><p><strong>Annie way you can let me in?<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>132.&nbsp;Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Caesar.<\/strong> Caesar who?<\/p><p><strong>Caesar quick, she\u2019s running away.<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>133. Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Claire.<\/strong> Claire who?<\/p><p><strong>Claire the way; I\u2019m coming in!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>134. Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Nicholas.<\/strong> Nicholas who?<\/p><p><strong>A Nicholas not much money these days.<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>135. Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Odysseus.<\/strong> Odysseus who?<\/p><p><strong>Odysseus the last straw!<\/strong><\/p><div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/25.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"577\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/25.jpg?resize=1024%2C577&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"hilarious knock knock jokes for kids\" class=\"wp-image-24037\"\/><\/a><\/figure><\/div><p><strong>137. Knock, knock.<\/strong> Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Dwayne.<\/strong> Dwayne who?<\/p><p><strong>Dwayne the bathtub&nbsp;\u23e4&nbsp;I\u2019m drowning!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>138.<\/strong>&nbsp;<strong>Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Anudder.<\/strong> Anudder who?<\/p><p><strong>Anudder mosquito!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>139. Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Luke.<\/strong> Luke who?<\/p><p><strong>Luke through the keyhole and see!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>140. Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Joe.<\/strong> Joe who?<\/p><p><strong>Joking around with you is one of my favorite things to do!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>141. Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Ken.<\/strong> Ken who?<\/p><p><strong>Ken I come in? It\u2019s freezing out here!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>142. Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>I am.<\/strong> I am who?<\/p><p><strong>So you have identity problems, huh?<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>143. Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Police.<\/strong> Police who?<\/p><p><strong>Police hurry, I\u2019ve got to go to the bathroom.<\/strong>&nbsp;<\/p><div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/31-1.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"577\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/31-1.jpg?resize=1024%2C577&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"hilarious knock knock jokes for kids\" class=\"wp-image-24030\"\/><\/a><\/figure><\/div><p><strong>145. Knock, knock.<\/strong> Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Lena.<\/strong> Lena who?<\/p><p><strong>Lena little closer and I\u2019ll tell you!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>146. Knock, knock.<\/strong> Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Mikey.<\/strong> Mikey who?<\/p><p><strong>Mikey doesn\u2019t fit in the keyhole!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>147.<\/strong>&nbsp;<strong>Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Alice.<\/strong> Alice who?<\/p><p><strong>Alice so quiet. Let\u2019s make some noise!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>148.&nbsp;Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Otto.<\/strong> Otto who?<\/p><p><strong>Otto know what\u2019s taking you so long!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>149. Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Voodoo.<\/strong> Voodoo who?<\/p><p><strong>Voodoo you think you are asking me so many questions?<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>150. Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Sherlock.<\/strong> Sherlock who?<\/p><p><strong>Sherlock your door shut tight.<\/strong><\/p><p class=\"khighlighter\"><em><strong>Related:<\/strong> Let your child play Sherlock Holmes &amp; build her sleuthing skills with <a href=\"https:\/\/kidpillar.com\/what-does-a-detective-do-crime-scene-investigation-for-kids\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\"><strong>Crime Scene Investigation for kids.<\/strong><\/a><\/em><\/p><p><strong>151. Knock,&nbsp;knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Alec.<\/strong> Alec who?<\/p><p><strong>Alec it when you ask me questions.<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>152.&nbsp;Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Troy.<\/strong> Troy who?<\/p><p><strong>Troy ringing the doorbell!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>153. Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Tyrone.<\/strong> Tyrone who?<\/p><p><strong>Tyrone shoelaces!<\/strong><\/p><div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/36-1.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"577\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/36-1.jpg?resize=1024%2C577&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"best knock knock jokes for kids\" class=\"wp-image-24035\"\/><\/a><\/figure><\/div><p><strong>155. Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Carl.<\/strong> Carl who?<\/p><p><strong>A Carl get you there faster than a bike.<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>157. Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Anita.<\/strong> Anita who?<\/p><p><strong>Anita drink of water so please let me in!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>158.&nbsp;Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>A little old lady.<\/strong> A little old lady who?<\/p><p><strong>Hey, you can yodel!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>159.<\/strong>&nbsp;<strong>Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Hal.<\/strong> Hal who?<\/p><p><strong>Hal will you know if you don\u2019t open the door?<\/strong><\/p><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"6\"><strong>Knock Knock Jokes on Places<\/strong><\/h2><div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Place-knock-knock-Jokes.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Place-knock-knock-Jokes.jpg?resize=1024%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Good knock knock jokes on places\" class=\"wp-image-27799\"\/><\/a><\/figure><\/div><p><strong>160. Knock knock! <\/strong>Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Shore.<\/strong> Shore who?<\/p><p><strong>Shore hope you love these knock-knock jokes!<\/strong><\/p><p>What\u2019s better than knock knock jokes? Nothing! OK, the beach is better.<\/p><p><strong>161.<\/strong>&nbsp;<strong>&nbsp;Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Hawaii.<\/strong> Hawaii who?<\/p><p><strong>I\u2019m good. Hawaii you?<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>162. Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Europe.<\/strong> Europe who?<\/p><p><strong>No I\u2019m not!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>163. Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Haven.<\/strong> Haven who?<\/p><p><strong>Haven&nbsp;you heard enough of these knock-knock jokes?<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>164. Knock, knock.<\/strong> Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Europe.<\/strong> Europe who?<\/p><p><strong>No, you\u2019re a poo!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>165. Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Ida.<\/strong> Ida who?<\/p><p><strong>Surely you know it\u2019s pronounced IdaHO.<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>166. Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Kenya.<\/strong> Kenya who?<\/p><p><strong>Kenya feel the love tonight?<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>167. Knock, knock.<\/strong> Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Havana.<\/strong> Havana who?<\/p><p><strong>Havana a wonderful time wish you were here!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>168. Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Utah.<\/strong> Utah who?<\/p><p><strong>U-talking to me?<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>169. Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Juneau.<\/strong> Juneau who?<\/p><p><strong>Juneau the capital of Alaska?<\/strong><\/p><div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/26-1.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"577\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/26-1.jpg?resize=1024%2C577&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"corny places knock knock dad jokes\" class=\"wp-image-24038\"\/><\/a><\/figure><\/div><p><strong>171. Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Yukon.<\/strong> Yukon who?<\/p><p><strong>Yukon say that again!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>172. Knock, knock.<\/strong> Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Venice.<\/strong> Venice who?<\/p><p><strong>Venice your mom coming home?<\/strong><\/p><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"7\"><strong>Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids<\/strong><\/h2><figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Funny-knock-knock-Jokes.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Funny-knock-knock-Jokes.jpg?resize=1024%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Funny knock knock Jokes\" class=\"wp-image-27798\"\/><\/a><\/figure><p><strong>173.&nbsp;Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Beats.<\/strong> Beats who?<\/p><p><strong>Beats me.&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p><p class=\"khighlighter\"><em>Love these repetitive jokes? We bet you will also adore <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/kidpillar.com\/seriously-silly-jokes-for-kids\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Super Silly Jokes for Kids<\/a><\/strong>!<\/em><\/p><p><strong>174.<\/strong>&nbsp;<strong>Knock, Knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>A broken pencil.<\/strong> A broken pencil who?<\/p><p><strong>Never mind it\u2019s pointless<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>175.<\/strong>&nbsp;<strong>Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Sweden.<\/strong> Sweden who?<\/p><p><strong>Sweden sour chicken!<\/strong><\/p><p class=\"khighlighter\"><em><strong>Related:<\/strong> Also try <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/kidpillar.com\/never-have-i-ever-questions-for-kids\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Funny and Clean Never Have I Ever Questions<\/a><\/strong>!<\/em><\/p><p><strong>176. Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Through.<\/strong> Through who?<\/p><p><strong>Through the door, once you open it up.<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>177. Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Wood.<\/strong> Wood who?<\/p><p><strong>Would you care for another knock-knock joke?<\/strong><\/p><p>That was a touch stiff. Wood you like to try another joke? We\u2019re rooting for you!<\/p><div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/32-1.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"577\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/32-1.jpg?resize=1024%2C577&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"best knock knock jokes funny\" class=\"wp-image-24033\"\/><\/a><\/figure><\/div><p><strong>179. Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Tatt.<\/strong> Tatt who?<\/p><p><strong>I\u2019m too young for a tattoo. Maybe when I\u2019m older.<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>180. Knock, knock!<\/strong> Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>One.<\/strong> One who?<\/p><p><strong>One two three\u2026Testing!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>181.&nbsp;Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Armageddon.<\/strong> Armageddon who?<\/p><p><strong>Armageddon a little bored. Let\u2019s go out.<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>182.<\/strong>&nbsp;<strong>Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Two knee.<\/strong> Two knee who?<\/p><p><strong>Two-knee fish!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>183.<\/strong>&nbsp;<strong>Will you remember me in a minute?<\/strong> Yes.<\/p><p><strong>Will you remember me in a week?<\/strong> Yes.<\/p><p><strong>Knock, knock.<\/strong> Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>You didn\u2019t remember me!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>184.<\/strong>&nbsp;<strong>&nbsp;Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Sadie.<\/strong> Sadie who?<\/p><p><strong>Sadie magic word and I\u2019ll come in!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>185.<\/strong>&nbsp;<strong>Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Somebody too short to ring the doorbell!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>186.<\/strong>&nbsp;<strong>Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>CD.<\/strong> CD who?<\/p><p><strong>CD person on your doorstep?<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>187.<\/strong>&nbsp;<strong>&nbsp;Knock knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>A herd.<\/strong> A herd who?<\/p><p><strong>A herd you were home, so here I am!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>188.<\/strong>&nbsp;<strong>Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Dozen.<\/strong> Dozen who?<\/p><p><strong>Dozen anybody want to let me in?<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>189.<\/strong>&nbsp;<strong>Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Watson.<\/strong> Watson who?<\/p><p><strong>Watson TV right now?<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>190.<\/strong>&nbsp;<strong>Knock knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Needle.<\/strong> Needle who?<\/p><p><strong>Needle little money please.<\/strong><\/p><div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/37-1.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"577\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/37-1.jpg?resize=1024%2C577&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"funny dad jokes for kids\" class=\"wp-image-24036\"\/><\/a><\/figure><\/div><p><strong>192.<\/strong>&nbsp;<strong>Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Cash.<\/strong> Cash who?<\/p><p><strong>Nah, I\u2019m more into almonds.<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>193.<\/strong>&nbsp;<strong>Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Spell.<\/strong> Spell who?<\/p><p><strong>W. H. O.<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>194.<\/strong>&nbsp;<strong>Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Razor.<\/strong> Razor who?<\/p><p><strong>Razor hands, this is a stick up!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>195.<\/strong>&nbsp;<strong>Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Some.<\/strong> Some who?<\/p><p><strong>Maybe some day you\u2019ll recognize me!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>196. Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Leaf.<\/strong> Leaf who?<\/p><p><strong>Leaf me alone!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>197. Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Alien.<\/strong> Alien who?<\/p><p><strong>Just how many aliens do you know?<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>198. Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Avenue.<\/strong> Avenue who?<\/p><p><strong>Avenue knocked on this door before?<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>199. Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Bed.<\/strong> Bed who?<\/p><p><strong>Bed you can\u2019t guess who I am!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>200. Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Burglar.<\/strong> Burglar who?<\/p><p><strong>Burglars don\u2019t knock!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>201. Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Comb.<\/strong> Comb who?<\/p><p><strong>Comb on down, and I\u2019ll tell you!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>202. Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Witches.<\/strong> Witches who?<\/p><p><strong>Witches the way to the store?<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>203.<\/strong>&nbsp;<strong>Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?&nbsp;<\/p><p><strong>Tennis.<\/strong>Tennis who?<\/p><p><strong>Tennis five plus five.<\/strong><\/p><div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/21-1.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"577\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/21-1.jpg?resize=1024%2C577&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"good knock knock jokes for kids\" class=\"wp-image-24021\"\/><\/a><\/figure><\/div><p><strong>205.&nbsp;Knock, knock!<\/strong> Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Double.<\/strong> Double who?<\/p><p><strong>W!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>206.<\/strong>&nbsp;<strong>Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Saul.<\/strong> Saul who?<\/p><p><strong>Saul there is \u2014 there ain\u2019t no more!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>207. Knock, knock<\/strong>! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>June.<\/strong> June who?<\/p><p><strong>June know how long I\u2019ve been knocking out here?<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>208.<\/strong> <strong>Knock, knock!<\/strong> Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Cargo.<\/strong> Cargo who?<\/p><p><strong>No, Cargo beep beep!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>209.<\/strong> <strong>Knock, knock!<\/strong> Who&#8217;s there?<\/p><p><strong>Dishes.<\/strong> Who Dishes?<\/p><p><strong>Dish is a nice place!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>210. Knock, knock!<\/strong> Who&#8217;s there? <\/p><p><strong>Theodore.<\/strong> Theodore who?<\/p><p><strong>Theodore is stuck, and I can&#8217;t get out!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>211. Knock, knock!<\/strong> Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Dishes.<\/strong> Who Dishes?<\/p><p><strong>Dishes a nice place you got here.<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>212. Knock, knock!<\/strong> Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p><strong>Candice.<\/strong> Who Candice? <\/p><p><strong>Candice joke get any funnier?<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>213. Knock, knock!<\/strong> Who&#8217;s there?<\/p><p><strong>Theodore.<\/strong> Who Theodore?<\/p><p><strong>Theodore wasn&#8217;t open so I knocked-knocked!<\/strong><\/p><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong>History of Knock Knock Jokes<\/strong><\/h2><p>Here is some\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/kidpillar.com\/300-fun-trivia-questions-for-kids-with-answers\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">fun trivia<\/a>! Has everyone ever wondered what this joke was made about? Most famous knock-knock jokes are dated back around 1900 and are sometimes called &#8220;do you know&#8221; jokes. In the 1930&#8217;s knock-knock jokes suddenly grew popular. <\/p><p>Radio stations broadcast them abundantly. Several knock-knock joke clubs had been set up around the country.<\/p><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong>FAQ<\/strong><\/h2><div class=\"schema-faq wp-block-yoast-faq-block\"><div class=\"schema-faq-section\" id=\"faq-question-1685617227252\"><strong class=\"schema-faq-question\">What are some good knock-knock jokes for kids?<\/strong> <p class=\"schema-faq-answer\">1. Knock knock! <em>Who&#8217;s there?<\/em> A broken pencil! <em>A broken pencil who?<\/em> Never mind, it&#8217;s pointless.<br\/>2. Knock knock! <em>Who&#8217;s there?<\/em> Tennis! <em>Tennis who?<\/em> Tennis five plus five.<br\/>3. Knock knock! <em>Who&#8217;s there?<\/em> Lettuce. <em>Lettuce who?<\/em> Lettuce join your party.<br\/>4. Knock knock! <em>Who&#8217;s there?<\/em> Europe. <em>Europe who?<\/em> No, you&#8217;re a poo.<br\/>5. Knock knock! <em>Who&#8217;s there?<\/em> Kanga. <em>Kanga who?<\/em> Actually its Kangaroo.<\/p> <\/div> <div class=\"schema-faq-section\" id=\"faq-question-1683118817241\"><strong class=\"schema-faq-question\">When did Knock-Knock jokes started?<\/strong> <p class=\"schema-faq-answer\">Knock Knock jokes started in 1900 and grew popular in 1930s when radio stations started broadcasting them.<\/p> <\/div> <div class=\"schema-faq-section\" id=\"faq-question-1683131553758\"><strong class=\"schema-faq-question\">What are some popular categories of Knock Knock Jokes?<\/strong> <p class=\"schema-faq-answer\">1. Knock knock Jokes on Names<br\/>2. Knock knock Jokes on Places<br\/>3. Knock knock Jokes about Animal<br\/>4. Knock knock Food Jokes<br\/>5. Birthday Knock knock jokes<\/p> <\/div> <\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Knock Knock Jokes are known for their repetitive pattern and their corniness! These four lines have entertained kids over generations and made family evenings fun! Family-friendly and clean knock knock jokes for kids are best to start a conversation and subdue your child\u2019s crankiness. 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